December 2011
1 post
you cant bullshit a bullshitter
November 2011
2 posts
my husband's fucking family
IS SO DYSFUNCTIONAL. THEY SHOULD HAVE A REALLY TRASHY TELEVISION SHOW ON BRAVO.
October 2011
2 posts
Don’t come home a’drinkin with lovin on your mind.
3 tags
August 2011
7 posts
July 2011
5 posts
Fuck a Larry Flynt. He’s on my “die a slow death” list now right beside his girl Casey Anthony.
“I can never do nuffin!”
– ipad wont lemme post my own pics on tumblr : (
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
“When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via katelizabeth)
April 2011
2 posts
Ricardo just got home from work, its 11:30 pm and now he is doing yard work. I am eating chocolate chip cookies. #marriage
March 2011
5 posts
I wish I could post a picture of baby Vera everytime she falls asleep on my boob after nursing. So cute & hilarious.
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
4 posts
i’ve never had a four loko. i guess this is what being 25 and a half feels like.
meth heads
crashed the only halloween party i went to this year. i spent the whole night just pulling up my top and saying to my husband “are you ready to go? i’m ready. are you ready to go?” so gross, it’s funny how drugs are cool until you start doing meth or some other drug that makes you really busted looking.
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
15 posts
today i saw a transfer truck with a big stuffed animal strapped into the passenger seat. hehe
looking at vintage wedding dresses online/doing my brit lit take home test.
oh yea, im getting married soon. everyone i know is going to freak out when i tell them. or maybe not. i hope not. i wish i didn’t mind either way. ricardo doesn’t mind. he’s stronger than me, though, and that’s a fact. i took all this extra time to grow up and now i’m packing a lot of...
eating sum hummus on pita…. this is my dad: how do you eat that? it’s like eating ….dirt…. with water.
good oneeeeee hi five
